“Just took my grocery cart for a spin down at Super Savers Market, and let me tell you, the operating costs are through the roof! This thing guzzles organic kale like a Hummer does gas. And don’t get me started on the premium fuel – those fancy almond butters and artisanal cheeses? Might as well be filling it up with liquid gold.”
I swear, I saw a guy in aisle 5 taking out a second mortgage just for his weekly shop. So, if you see me zooming past the frozen section with a cart full of ramen and canned beans, just know I’m trying to keep my grocery cart’s MPG (meals per grocery trip) on the economical side. Stay thrifty, friends! #InflationNation #CartLife
